Heed these words well, for you shall hear them repeated fairly often when we start watching Ruin Explorers: Tales in the Crypt [a.k.a. Fam & Ihrie]. Ruin Explorers is about two (you guessed it!) ruin explorers named Fam and Ihrie. Fam, our cute, half-squirrel, magic-user has a slight problem with her attention span and tends to err... sometimes cast spells that sort of don't do what she wanted them to. Unfortunately, Fam's mistakes usually prove near-fatal to her sword-wielding partner, Ihrie. This mismatched duo is out searching through old, abandoned castles for clues to the source of the greatest power in the world. However, sources of unparalleled power are usually a tad hard to find, and old abandoned castles are, unfortunately, always infested with traps. Add to this story a pair of treacherous thieves, an old swindler and his dog, a curse, enchanted suits of armor, enchanted swords, and a good-looking prince, and you get quite an adventure! Hang on to your seats as we show how Fam and Ihrie scratch and claw their way through those aforementioned abandoned old castles, only to face death from starvation because they are too poor to buy a decent dinner.

Here are the main characters in this big little story:

Fam: Single Blonde Female with a tail. Can use magic (occasionally). Looking for source of unparalleled power.

Ihrie: Single Dark-haired Female with a sword. Partner to Fam. Infinitely patient. Looking for source of unparalleled power.

Prince Lyle: Single Brown-haired Male. Can use a sword. Looking for source of unparalleled power.

Rasha: Single Blonde Female. Can cook. Magic-user. Looking for source of unparalleled power. Wouldn't mind getting Lyle instead.

Migel: Single Brown-haired Male. Can REALLY use a sword. Looking for people to tell his "I fought 100 knights single-handed!" story to.

Galuff: Ugly old man. Has a dog named Gill. Looking for money.

Gill: Has ugly old master. Can do laundry. Looking for unadulterated food.

Source of Unparalleled Power: Leave me alone!!!